Cold water
For a straight jacket case
Just role the cameras
And I swear I'll be okay

Now 3, 2, 1
This is daily news
And breaking
By a show of hands
Who else in here is faking?

This is where it all went wrong
And the words you said were subtle
But enough to break the ice

His is a perfect way to end it
And I told you I was clever
But I think you'll be surprised

You've got a knack
For finding
Red carpet thrills
And you've got the nerves
But baby I've got the skills

Now listen up
Get your elbows off the table
Keep your mouth wide shut
Cause I've got something else
To tell you

This is where it all went wrong
And the words you said were subtle
But enough to break the ice

This is a perfect way to end it
And I told you I was clever
But I think you'll be surprised

Here's your last chance
To clap along with me
And here's the part
Where the audience gets to sing

Now it's 5 to 1
If you were looking for a setup
By a show of hands
Who else in here is fed up?

This is where it all went wrong
And the words you said were subtle
But enough to break the ice

This is a perfect way to end it
And I told you I was clever
But I think you'll be surprised

Just tap your shoes now baby
And whisper
"There's no place like home"
Cause we're not
In Kansas anymore