I need therapy
I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah
I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah
My girlfriend left today
When I said "But I love you babe"
She just kicked me in the face
Oh yeah I'm so depressed - I need a shrink!

I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah
I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah
O.D.'d on The Ramones
Cause I just sit around at home
And bitch and whine cause I'm alone
Oh yeah I'm so depressed - I need a shrink!

I need an institution - think!
There ain't no solution - think!
The U.S. Constitution - think!

I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah
I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah
O.D.'d on Mr.T
I sit around and watch TV
And now I think I got VD