Lingerie, second floor
Girl I wanna walk the floors
Of your department store

Cash or check, I wanna know
The price I have to pay
Wrap you up and take you home
Don't want no layaway

Everybody wants a piece of paradise
Well you can look she said
But please Don't Touch The Merchandise
No, no, Don't Touch The Merchandise

She's Grade-A quality
Top of the line
Heart and soul, break the mould
She's one of a kind

No reposeses necessary
Satisfaction gauranteed
She's everything you'd ever want
Everything you need

Everybody wants a piece of paradise
Well you can look she said
But please Don't Touch The Merchandise
No, no, Don't Touch The Merchandise

Everybody wants a piece of paradise
Well you can look she said
But please Don't Touch The Merchandise
No, no, Don't Touch The Merchandise

Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch
Please Don't Touch The Merchandise
Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch
Please Don't Touch The Merchandise
Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch
Please Don't Touch The Merchandise
Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch
Please Don't Touch The Merchandise

Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch
Please Don't Touch The Merchandise
Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch
Please Don't Touch The Merchandise
Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch
Please Don't Touch The Merchandise
Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch, Don't Touch
Please Don't Touch The Merchandise