I don't want to go home Christmas this year
I don't want to see my family
I just want to stay at school for this winter break
I just want to stay at school with my best friend Ron

Oh oh oh oh oh we'll spend our Christmas playing wizard chess
Oh oh oh oh oh we'll play wizard chess this Christmas

Ron's mom sent him a nice package of presents
She sent me a nice big sweater
I got a mysterious gift from my dead dad
It was an invisiblity cloak
How rad!

Oh oh oh oh oh we'll spend our Christmas being invisible
Oh oh oh oh oh we'll be invisible this Christmas
Oh oh oh oh oh we'll spend our Christmas playing wizard chess
Oh oh oh oh oh we'll play wizard chess this Christmas
Oh yeah