Well they say he knows whose been naughty or nice
And if I have my way baby after tonight
We'll be one couple he can scratch off his list
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip

Such a long sleigh ride from the North Pole
And he's already got so many places to go
We've got each other, don't need another gift
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip

Well Santa's face would turn red if he could only see
What we'll be unwrapping underneath our Christmas tree
Well this year all I'm asking for is one little wish
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip

When St. Nick comes home early tonight
Mrs. Clause will surely be surprised
They'll get to snuggle, cuddle up just like this
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip

Naked naughty, and save Santa the trip
Nasty naughty, and save Santa the trip
Bad bad bad bad bad naughty, and save Santa the trip
Bad bad bad naughty, and Santa the trip

Spoken:
Gonna save him the whole trip
Get some of those elves over here