There was a boy
And a girl
They drove a car
To the beach
And it was hot
Very hot
They went to swim
And they jumped in
They swam out
Further out
But there were SHARKS ARGGGGH!!!

Father shark
Mother shark
Brother shark
Baby shark
Crazy shark
Elvis shark
And Grandpa Grumps

They turned around
To swim back
It was no use
'Cause there were SHARKS ARGGGGH!!!

They took an arm
Another arm
They took a leg
Another leg
They took a head
And all was red
'Cause all was dead
There was no boy
And no girl
But there were SHARKS ARGGGGH!!! G